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Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Jim and Helen always go south in November. Jim says it's for health reasons. Helen says it helps them keep their heads on straight."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Fall on a desert island

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

People of the Fall

"They migrate here each summer."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Airport Security. Our scanner is down, so if each of you could frisk the person behind you, it would be a big help.

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.