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Going South.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

A private jet takes off

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Airport Bored Rooms

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"They migrate here each summer."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Airport Security. Our scanner is down, so if each of you could frisk the person behind you, it would be a big help.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Bargeman on a canal boat.

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Happy New Year

"I hate this time of year..."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

We fell asleep on the hayride.