Dual Season Traveler T-Shirts

Summer & winter holiday at once

Sunbathing in Autumn

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Airport Bored Rooms

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"They migrate here each summer."

Running out of Gas.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"USA map"

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

"I hate this time of year..."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?