Vacation Explorer T-Shirts

'There must be some place around here where I can use my charge cards!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Tourists in Egypt

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Summertime.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

The Airport.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Honey, run!"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Discomfort zone.

'What a bargain!'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Commuter on the Orient Express

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

Florida Golf.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'I need a Vacation.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'