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'There must be some place around here where I can use my charge cards!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Tourists in Egypt

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

The Airport.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Honey, run!"

Discomfort zone.

'What a bargain!'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Commuter on the Orient Express

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

Florida Golf.

'I need a Vacation.'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'