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"There are times when I desperately need someone to lean on."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Pastorius wonders why.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Charles Dickens.

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."