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"There are times when I desperately need someone to lean on."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Pastorius wonders why.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

One book... One book... One book...

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

Motorway of the Self