Inner Journey Explorer T-Shirts

'One of these days you'll see yourself for what you really are, Damien!'

'I've finally begun to embrace my inner-asshole.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Pastorius wonders why.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Moving in

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Outside with that!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Yogi back in 5.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Working from OM.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Motorway of the Self

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'