Inner Journey Explorer T-Shirts

'One of these days you'll see yourself for what you really are, Damien!'

'I've finally begun to embrace my inner-asshole.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Pastorius wonders why.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Moving in

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'Outside with that!'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Yogi back in 5.

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Working from OM.

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Motorway of the Self

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'