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"I found myself when I travelled the world, but we forgot to exchange numbers."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Wildlife

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Pastorius wonders why.

Quantum Psychic

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Outside with that!'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Motorway of the Self

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Looks like beach weather."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

"Rodney, I think the cat wants to come in!"

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'