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The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Travelling

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Pastorius wonders why.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Outside with that!'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"