Inner World Explorer Mugs

'Yeah, but that's life!'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Travelling

Pastorius wonders why.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Greece

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Outside with that!'

'So what have you been up to?'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"