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"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"A little help, please."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."