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At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

"Cat box"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

A day at the transgenic races

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Check out the old dude.'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Crocodile

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Biodiversity

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Kangeroo and joey

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Go ahead and dissect me

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'