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Overused Animal Cliches

'Now tell him about our one million kids-he's starting to weaken.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Cat box"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I love this time of day."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Beaver tower

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I'll take this one."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Dog phrenology

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

The life of penguins.