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Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Santa Claus's Mail

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I hate it when we fight."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"You have got to want to change."

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Brian works in stem cell research

'Great chemistry.'