Animal Behavior Explorer Prints

Overused Animal Cliches

'Now tell him about our one million kids-he's starting to weaken.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I love this time of day."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"I'll take this one."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Dog phrenology

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."