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"I ate a bag of coat hangers..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Separation

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Examination.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'