Veterinary Science Explorer Prints

"I ate a bag of coat hangers..."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Separation

Examination.

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Go ahead and dissect me

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'