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"I'm not the decaf you ordered, you will never find a job, and you are sitting on gum."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Outside with that!'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Call me!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Motorway of the Self

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Don't give up - Surrender.