Journey Planner Gifts

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Tourists

The fate of the emigrant

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Heading off with a packed bag

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Planned service changes

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.