Love Journey Navigators Gifts

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Tunnel of love"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

...In a Relationship

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'