Romantic Navigators Gifts

Deb and Bill

'Hon, I'm home!'

Beach flirting

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Romance on the Yacht

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

...In a Relationship

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'George and I met on line!'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

"Cute... But way too young."

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Love Park: You Are Here

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

' Kiss me'

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