Rehab Journey Gifts

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

Transient Inebriant

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Self-esteem room

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Burnout Syndrome...

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"Father was a tyrant."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

Retrospection.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.