Rehab Journey T-Shirts

Transient Inebriant

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Self-esteem room

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Burnout Syndrome...

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Father was a tyrant."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Psychiatry visit.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Retrospection.

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'