Rehab Program T-Shirts

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Retrospection.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Troop Therapy

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Addiction Research Centre.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"She made her hat in rehab."

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."