Rehab Program Mugs

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Retrospection.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"I am fully functional again!"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Troop Therapy

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Addiction Research Centre.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."