Rehabilitation Programs T-Shirts

"Prose & Cons."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Retrospection.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Grumpy Hamster

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Troop Therapy

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'