Rehabilitation Programs Prints

"Prose & Cons."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Grumpy Hamster

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Retrospection.

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I am fully functional again!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Troop Therapy

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

'I remember when you were this high!'