Rehabilitation Journey Prints

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

"That 12th step is a doozy."

'Yes, this is step nine of your twelve-step program.'

All Washed Up

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Self-esteem room

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Burnout Syndrome...

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Father was a tyrant."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."