Rehabilitation Journey Prints

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

"That 12th step is a doozy."

'Yes, this is step nine of your twelve-step program.'

All Washed Up

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Self-esteem room

Burnout Syndrome...

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"Father was a tyrant."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'