Rehabilitator Prints

40 minutes in this position

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Grumpy Hamster

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Retrospection.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Troop Therapy

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'