Rehabilitator Gifts

40 minutes in this position

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"You fly into a window, too?"

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Grumpy Hamster

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Retrospection.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"I am fully functional again!"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Troop Therapy

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.