Rehab Counselor Gifts

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

"My wife always said I'd end up mixing with the rich and famous."

"In terms of career guidance, access to A-list talent, and studio relationships, you couldn't sign with a better rehab clinic."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"I am fully functional again!"

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Retrospection.

"They think I don't have a clue."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

Troop Therapy

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'