Rehab Researcher Gifts

Addiction Research Centre.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'I remember when you were this high!'

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

"You can never escape from yourself."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

40 minutes in this position

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

Twelve step program.

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.