Rehab Researcher Gifts

Addiction Research Centre.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

"You can never escape from yourself."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

40 minutes in this position

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

'My automatic page turner went wild, so now I'm having to learn to speed read.'

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

Twelve step program.