Rehab Gifts

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

Man snorts up the lines in the road.

Social Networking Anonymous 12 Step Program.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Grumpy Hamster

"I am fully functional again!"

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Retrospection.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Troop Therapy

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'