Injury Rehabilitation T-Shirts

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

"I got it in the sales."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."