Rehab Completion T-Shirts

Twelve step program.

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Retrospection.

"I am fully functional again!"

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

Troop Therapy

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'It was his last session.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Addiction Research Centre.

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."