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"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Vlad the Inhaler

Cardiac Recovery.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Self-esteem room

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

COVID 19

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Mimi's final scene