Healing Journey T-Shirts

"Looking at these old photos reminds me of what a manipulative, gaslighting sadist mother was."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Self help acupuncture

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Postwar is hell."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Window Treatment

Sigmund Freud.

Self-esteem room

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Unguided imagery

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

New Age Store.

Burnout Syndrome...

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Emotional Support Pest

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"