Healing Journey Gifts

"Looking at these old photos reminds me of what a manipulative, gaslighting sadist mother was."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

Self help acupuncture

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Postwar is hell."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Window Treatment

Sigmund Freud.

Yoga classes door.

Self-esteem room

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Unguided imagery

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

New Age Store.

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Burnout Syndrome...

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'