Therapy Journey Gifts

Dark cloud.

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

Chain of violence

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Mood Swing.

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"Father was a tyrant."

"Before deplaning, please double check the overhead bins and your surrounding area for any personal problems you may have brought on board with you today."

'I've lost that loving feeling...'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

Jack's wolf whistle set back her Trust Therapy by seven years.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Agoraphobics Therapy Group.

'As a teenager, I was constantly abused.'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"I think as a kid I was pushed a little too hard."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Psychiatry. I'd be more optimistic about starting a new chapter in my life if all the previous ones hadn't ended in a cliffhanger!

"What came first is irrelevant. What matters is that it’s your parent’s fault."

Burnout Syndrome...

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'