Therapy Journeyer Gifts

'Of course I've become more mature since you started treating me. You've been at it since I was 14 years old.'

"I think I'm making progress. My agonized ambivalence has given way to plain old agony."

'It was his last session.'

"Let me guess, coach...I've got to come back again tomorrow, right?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Pet a Puppy

Pastorius wonders why.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I hate Mondays.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Burnout Syndrome...

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'I hate all holidays!'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'