Avoiding Bad Habits T-Shirts

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

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"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Packey Bar.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

"Thank you for this broccoli which you have provided, Lord, and no hard feelings."

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

Turkey...cold turkey.

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"That drives me crazy!"