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Rogue Elephant.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

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Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'