Bad Habits Explorer Gifts

Rogue Elephant.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'