Annoying Habits Examiner Gifts

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Awkward First Dates

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Smart Arse"

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

Latest science behind social distancing advice

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Examiners Nightmare.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Grading Guidelines.

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

Here in purgatory, you take a standardized test to determine if you get into the afterlife of your choice. P.

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.