Annoying Habits Examiner Pillows

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Awkward First Dates

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Smart Arse"

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Latest science behind social distancing advice

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Examiners Nightmare.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

Grading Guidelines.

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'