Habit Breakers T-Shirts

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Do the patches help?'

Chewing Tobacco Nicotine Patch

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

The Cold Turkey Pack

Maybe clean out your wallet

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"I tried change, it didn't work."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.