Habit Breakers Pillows

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Do the patches help?'

Chewing Tobacco Nicotine Patch

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

The Cold Turkey Pack

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

No right to wear white.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

Packey Bar.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'