Bad Habit Busters Pillows

'I wish my dad wasn't trying to quit. Sneaking his nicotine patches just isn't the same.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

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"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

Packey Bar.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'