Quitter Of Bad Habits Pillows

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

Maybe clean out your wallet

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

Packey Bar.

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'