Habit Changing Pillows

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

Packey Bar.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I'm ready to switch"

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'