Habit Improvement Pillows

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Addiction Research Centre.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.